2023年蕾切尔的婚礼
Rachel
Getting
Married
英文剧本
2023
年蕾切尔
婚礼
英文
剧本
蕾切尔的婚礼 Rachel Getting Married 英文剧本
I want my fucking Zippo now.
Walter, that is a behavior that will get you...
Fuck you!
(CELL PHONE RINGING) Are you making a choice
(CHUCKLES)
Hold on.
Hello
Don't you get it yet, Waldo
She's making a choice not to give you your lighter
because you'll torch the self-help library again.
My name's Walter.
Did you kill anybody recently
Did you run anybody over with your fucking car
Is that them
Yeah. Yes, finally.
You're not going to let her drive, are you
Walter, you are only responsible for yourself.
This all your stuff
Yeah.
So you never gave me your cell phone number.
It was a mistake.
I'm lucky I didn't get fired. We've discussed this.
Hey. Here you are.
(SIGHING) I thought you were going to abandon me in rehab.
(CHUCKLING) No. - It's 10:30. You're half an hour late.
I was just standing out here with these lunatics.
Oh, my God, you look so great.
So do you, darling.
Can I take care of that Hi, Paul Buchman.
Rosa. We met last time you came up.
Yes, hi. Good to see you again. - Hi.
Okay, let's go. Let's go.
All right. Sure. - Great.
Um...
Good luck to you.
Thank you.
Kym. Good luck to you.
Thank you.
All right. Hey, where is everybody
Hey, Carol. - Hello, Kym.
Where is everybody Where's Rachel
Oh, she's back at the house getting ready.
PAUL: There is so much going on at the house, I cannot tell you, dear.
And you know your sister's doing everything herself.
My sister's bending the environment to her will Really
There's no wedding planners or anything like that.
It's just her
and Sidney and a whole lot of their friends. And she is so thrilled
that you're coming home. Great.
Now, do we have everything
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Can we just go
Is there somebody that...
Anybody you need to say goodbye to
God, no.
So are all of these energetic, young wedding helpers
staying at the house
Because after nine months of constantly revolving cell mates
and crazy people and...
You weren't in a cell, Kym.
What I was sort of looking forward to a little privacy for once.
The only extra person at the house is Emma.
Oh, oh! Rachel and Emma. - Yes.
Good God, how relaxing.
(ALL LAUGHING)
The only two people on the planet less capable of delegating than Hannibal.
On the eve of a wedding. Oh! Nachtmahr.
Nachtmahr
Nachtmahr. You don't know Nachtmahr
Nachtmahr was a nightmare so bad it's in German.
CAROL: I see.
Rachel must be, like, totally freaking out.
Is she too tense
Are all of her latent food issues rearing their heads
Is she still hoarding Snickers and Cool Whip under the bed
like when she was in high school
She never did put that one to rest.
I don't think that's a problem for her, darling.
No offense, Dad, but you never thought that was a problem for her.
So I'm really looking forward to seeing Mom.
You'll see your mom tonight and Andrew at the rehearsal dinner.
Well, maybe I'll head over there, to her house, after I see Rachel.
Well, I don't know.
Can we pull over, please
I'm sorry, I feel nauseous, and I need something to drink.
CAROL: I have a Diet Coke for you.
I prefer Pepsi from the fountain.
Hey, didn't I see you on Cops
Olive.
KYM: Hey, there's Olive.
PAUL: Rented chairs, tribes of people.
Yep.
(SIGHS)
Hey, Dad, don't worry about it. I'll get it.
PAUL: Got it.
(MEN CHATTERING)
PAUL: Hi, gentlemen.
Hello.
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
Anyway, I'm sorry. I just saw a ghost.
(CONTINUES CHATTERING)
EMMA: Is this too short
Oh, my God! You are just minute!
Kymmie!
Oh! Ow!
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. I have pins all over me.
Yeah, I can feel.
Kym, could you not smoke in here, please
You look great. - Oh, no, I'm so fat.
Well, rehab makes you fat. It's all the vending machines.
No, stop it. - No, you!
I would swear to God that you were puking again.
EMMA: Hi, Kym. - Hi, Emma.
Seriously, you're so tiny, it's like you're Asian.
(BOTH LAUGH)
(EXCLAIMS)
So what's the deal Are you an actual shrink yet
Even though you're like 12 years old.
Rachel's taking psychology, not psychiatry.
You know the difference, right
You should prescribe something soothing for Emma, like Vicodin.
I will have my PhD in a year and a half,
and psychologists don't get prescription pads.
I think they do in Guam, actually.
Could you please put that out Emma designed this dress,
and there's, like, 47 yards of fabric,
and it's going to go up like the Hindenburg.
Okay, okay. I'm sorry. It's going out.
EMMA: Thank you, Kym.
Angela Paylin is coming to the wedding.
Angela Paylin is not coming.
Really - Yeah.
Oh, my God!
I ate so much cookie dough and did so many whippits with Angela Paylin.
I know.
And she confessed to you her secret Elvis Stojko fantasy.
How did you... EMMA: What
RACHEL: I spied on you. - Elvis Stojko, the figure skater
KYM: Oh, my God!
She had this fantasy where she was wearing her hair up,
and these very serious... - Very, very
professional glasses because... - ...very serious.